e.g. they are nothing but kanes, lat. french, geog. hist. algy, geom, headmasters, skool dogs, skool sossages, my bro doree 2 and MASTERS everywhere.
The only good things about skool are the BOYS wizz who are noble brave fearless etc. although you hav various swots, bulies, cissies, milksops, greedy guts and oiks with whom i was forced to mingle hem hem.
Much im fact like our noble brave fearless hero nigel molesworth yay cheers cheers kudos.
Molesworth take us thru tour of st custard's his skool wiv serching journalistic eye, we meet many shocking examples of weeds and wets about the place, such as girlie sissy fotherington-thomas who clearly destined for career in light entertainment cough cough hem hem.
And molesworth grate friend peason wich mean they tuough each other up continually. Acktually he not bad tho he and molesworth argue a lot and sa am not am not am not am until called upon to tuough up a few junior ticks such as fotherington -thomas.
And then theres Gillibrand who am v. thick but molesworth and peason let be grate frend as he punch them up if not.
And resident buly who is fat like in every skool:
And finaly the skool dog:
And then Molesworth sa how horid lesons are like sport:
And in fack skool in genral:
Well that is all there is to kno about How To Be Topp but it is alright becos the end of the term is in sight cheers cheers. Down with the masters no more latin no more french no more earwigs in our stew etc. BUT holiday reeding to do chizz. More tomes Down With Skool:
Whizz For Atomms:
and Back In The Jug Agane:
Boo boo chizz chizz!